…i need an impossible scene

In the study hall I supervise before lunch each day, two girls were sharing earphones to an iPod (as kids tend to do) and I heard them quietly singing along and generally rocking out to a track they obviously were into. I went over to see what they were so into, hoping it wasn’t some plastic poptart crap (because these kids will sometimes be listening to good 70s music) and was shocked and appalled to find that the gentleman responsible for bringing these girls to orgiastic frenzy with his emotive stylings was Corey Hart with “Sunglasses At Night.”